Slot Machines On The Carnival Breeze

Have you recently heard of any funny business (cheating) going on in Las Vegas? No? That's because the Nevada gaming commission knows that any profits cheated would be far less than profits lost if the cheating becomes public. Slots are regulated and the %wins can be calibrated by a machine. It has to be locked into a certain percentage regulated by the gov't. (Technically some can be higher than others as long as they all average the given 'take.')

Experience Carnival’s Dream Class. Carnival Breeze was the fourth and final Carnival Dream-class. Prior to the Carnival Breeze, I'm not sure that I've ever stepped foot into the library on a cruise ship. Yes, most ships have libraries - it's a quiet spot to read or play board games, but, in my opinion, they're rarely utilized. The library on the Carnival Breeze is different. The Library Bar. With automatic wine dispensers!! Carnival Breeze ® sails from Fort Lauderdale and Port Canaveral, so Floridians — and everyone else, for that matter! — have options when it comes to booking that cruise vacation. To whet your appetite for the good life, take a look at some of the best that Carnival Breeze ® has to offer on your cruise to the Caribbean.

Have you ever heard of cheating in the lottery (outside a bad John Travolta movie?) No? That is because there is regulation in government lotteries.
Who regulates and inspects the cruise ship casino? Anyone? Did you know the company that runs the casinos on Carnival also runs the Princess, Cunard and other CCL ships? They are all connected.
Here is the secret that not even most industry insiders know:
First, please read my other entries. They won't make you rich but you might like them. Okay - you'll only hear this from an almost comatose drunk slot technician at 6am and as far as I know this information doesn't exist ANYWHERE on the internet!

SO - the percentage of a slot machine can be changed, RIGHT? (crowd: YES, TRUMPETDAD)
SO - if you were a cruise line, would you take everyone's money on the first night of the cruise? NO! The people would never come back during their cruise and they would tell all the passengers the slots are rigged or tight and no one would play.
SO - if you were a cruise line, would you give all your money away on the last night? Those people might never come back! Why would you do that? If you could change the % payout of a slot machine to maximize profit from a crowd of people over seven days, how would you do it?
Here's how it works, and how it can work for you. On the first night alot of people 'try their luck' and win. It is so easy to win that even non-gamblers are so tempted to put their winnings back to see if they win more. Throughout the cruise they ADVERTISE to other passengers how much money they won! You can can win and on the last night everyone wants to try one last time where they lose it all and then some.

Quite simply, anyone caught feeding the slots on the last night might as well buy Carnival stock so you can profit from their extra revenue! The way you do it is think of a gambling budget for the cruise and play it the first and second nights ONLY. For the other nights use your winnings for entertainment and stay out of the casino!
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Slot Machines On Carnival Breeze


I have more secrets from the ship and although I don't blog for profit, if you click on an ad to the right it won't cost you a dime and will encourage me to post more.
More secrets to come from the inside world of a crewmember...
PS - one more tip. If you buy this item you are GUARANTEED to win in any casino in the world (just kidding.)

Prior to the Carnival Breeze, I'm not sure that I've ever stepped foot into the library on a cruise ship. Yes, most ships have libraries -- it's a quiet spot to read or play board games, but, in my opinion, they're rarely utilized.

The library on the Carnival Breeze is different. It has a bar ... The Library Bar ... with automatic wine dispensers!!

Personally, I think it's genius.

Slot Machines On The Carnival Breeze

The Library Bar gives the boring old ship library personality. The addition of self-serve wine dispensers, featuring both reds and whites, makes the library more accessible -- it's easy to stop in, sample a few wines, and check out one of the many port guidebooks. It's also a great place to relax with a before- or after- dinner drink.

What I love about the wine dispensers is that you can try a new wine at a lower price point, before commiting to a whole glass. It's also fun to create your own wine flights. Wines are dispensed in two-, four-, and six-ounce pours, and range in price from $2.25 for a generous tasting of Vouvray, to $15 for a full glass of Barolo.

Slot Machines On The Carnival Breeze

Using the machines is super easy: pick up a wine glass, insert your Sign & Sail card and select your wine/tasting size -- then, hold your glass under the spout, where it's precisely poured. Each bottle of wine is stored at the perfect temperature, guaranteeing freshness.

If you're a fan of the old ship library, don't worry -- the addition of the wine dispensers and the bar doesn't take away from the quiet, cozy feel of the room.

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I was invited as media on the Carnival Breeze. All opinions are my own.

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